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June 22, 2004

Zombie Reagan: Dead is Better

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Building the American Scream

June 21, 2004

Bush/Zombie Reagan: A Little Early, but the Apocalypse Will Be Here Soon Enough

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Our Grassroots Are Six Feet Deep

Zombie Reagan: Old, Bold and Cold

Bush/Zombie Reagan: No Rest for the Wicked

Zombie Reagan: A Better Standard of Unliving

Zombie Reagan: He May Be Dead, But at Least He’s Republican

June 20, 2004

Bush/Zombie Reagan: We De-Liver (Jen Mather)

June 19, 2004

SDI: Strategically Dead Icon (TOR)

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Terrorism (TOR)

June 18, 2004

More Gore Than Gore

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Better the Devil You Know (Mike Stuart)

Eroding Faster Than Your Confidence (Mike Stuart)

Let’s Win One for the Dripper (Mike Stuart)

Bringing Goop to the GOP (Mike Stuart)

The Terminated (Mike Stuart)

Slabtime for Bonzo (Mike Stuart)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: All the Best Brains Belong in the White House (Mike Stuart)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: For a Stronger Brain Trust (Matt Masnfield)

Read My Lips: BRAAAAAINS!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: We Don’t Tax Your Brain (Miss Colattely Sisters)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Reanimate and Reinstall (Miss Colattely Sisters)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Taking the Mourning Out of the Morning (Miss Colattely Sisters)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: As Soon on Terrorvision (Miss Colattely Sisters)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Abracadaver! (Miss Colattely Sisters)

It’s the Brains, Stupid!

Zombieism: Works for Hillary!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: At Least They’re Not Democrats!

Still Got More Charisma Than Kerry!

I Seek Dead People!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Shambling Boldly Into the Future

June 17, 2004

Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Mall!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Doesn’t Seem So Weird When You Consider That His Dad Ran with Quayle (Scary Larry)

The Only Campaign Backed by Jesus and the Devil (Benedict H.)

The Only Good Republican is a Living Dead Republican (Benedict H.)

Zombification: The Modern Solution to Social Security (Benedict H.)

Zombie Reagan: He Never Inhales (Steve from Vancouver)

June 16, 2004

Zombie Reagan: That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie (Erik Filean)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: A Brain-Eating Undead Monster and Man with Nothing to Fear (Erik Filean)

Zombie Reagan: He Won’t Stop Moving Until America Does (Erik Filean)

Forget Oil — We’re Liberating Sweet, Sweet Arab Brains

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Women and Children First

Getting the Environmental Vote by Pushing Up Dasies (Eric Marshall)

Zombie Reagan: Making the Grave Decisions (Eric Marshall)

If This Works, Wait ‘Til You See the Skeletons We Bring Out of the Closet (Eric Marshall)

Dead Right in ‘04! (Eric Marshall)

Time Flies Like an Arrow — Fruit Flies Like Zombie Reagan (Eric Marshall)

Chicago Dead — This Time Vote for One of Your Own! (Steve from Vancouver)

Zombie Reagan: Sometimes You’ve Just Got to Cut off a Kid’s Head (Gordon Anderson)

Zombie Reagan: There Is a Choice for Seniors

Zombie Reagan: More Alert Than Ever

Zombie Reagan: Brady Caught a Bullet for Nothing

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Representing the Silent Majority (Avril DeBat)

June 15, 2004

What Do We Want? BRAINS! When Do We Want It? BRAINS!

Zombie Reagan: Still Confused But With A Better Excuse This Time

A Zombie Administration for a Zombie Constitution!

Zombie Reagan, Rule In Peace

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave.

Is He or Isn’t He — Only his Hair Dresser Knows for Sure…

Finally, a Republican Who Can Win the Dead Vote!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Not That Much Different, Really

Bush/Zombie Reagan: The GOP Ticket Just Got Sexier!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Solves that Pesky “Gay Daughter” Thing

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Because “Evil Puppeteer” was Too Hard for Bush to Spell

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Giving New Meaning to the Phrase “Shadow Government”

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Because We Need a Likable VP

Bush/Zombie Reagan: In Case Cheney Was the One You Feared

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Dead or Alive… Your Choice!

June 14, 2004

Zombie Reagan: He’s Not the First Republican Zombie, Just the First Secure Enough in his Post-Masculinity to Admit It (Thomas McNamara)

The Dead Don’t Need Social Security

Zombie Reagan: Because Gorbachev’s Still Around

Bush/Zombie Reagan: And We Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass How the Pope Feels About It

You Can Have This Country When You Pry it From my Cold, Dead Fingers!

Arms for Hostages and Hostages’ Arms!

Zombie Reagan: Finally, as Frigid as Nancy

Bush/Zombie Reagan ‘04: The Power Of Christ Compels Them

Using Education Dollars to Buy Weapons Keeps Our Military Strong and Stupid (Heidi)

We’re Here, We Smear, Get Used to It! (Scott Ingram & Susan Brown)

The President Is Dead… Long Live the Vice President!

We Necro-Feel Your Pain!

Democratic Interns: Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

Axe Cuts for Everyone!

Zombie Reagan: Makes His Own Gravey

Pushing up Tax Cuts and Welfare Reform like Daisies! (Art Alvarez)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Hold the Mayo!

Vote Bush/Zombie Reagan: Get a Free Pencil!

Rotting American Flesh: Not Just for Iraq Any More

Zombie Reagan: Kissing Babies, Eating Babies, Pretty Much the Same

Zombie Reagan: Cadaver-in-Chief

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Eat ‘Em! (Jeanne Barney)

28 Days Later, No More Terrorists!

June 13, 2004

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Because Republicans Will Not Accept Defeat

“I Don’t Know Where I’ll Be, but It Sure Won’t Smell Very Good.”

Bush/Zombie Reagan: A Brain is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Zombie Reagan: Hey, Who Ate All the Black Jellybrains?

A Rotten Administration Deserves a Rotting Leader

Zombie Reagan: Store in a Cool, Dry Location

June 12, 2004

Because the Living will Envy the Dead

Zombie Reagan: Colder Than the War He Won

Zombie Reagan: And You Thought It Was Scary the First Time

For a Faith-based Presidency: The Resurrection and the Lie

Doing to Your Brains What We Did to Communism

Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Succulent, Begging to be Fricasseed!

Four More Ears!

Because Eight Years and Eight Days Of Funeral Coverage Just Isn’t Enough!

The Congenial Monsters!

Carrion: My Wayward President (Zack Mardoc)

Now He’s Only Taking Dirt Naps! (Zack Mardoc)

President Evil (Zack Mardoc)

“A corpse is a corpse, of course of course, and no one should vote for a corpse of course. That is of course, unless the corpse is ‘Reagan The Undead’!” (Steve Gyetko)

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to go Back into the Voting Booth

Zombie Reagan: If You Can’t Kill Him, Join Him

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Who’s Laughing Now?

June 11, 2004

Win One for the Flesh-Eating Monster (Heather Cohen)

The Donner Party Votes Republican! (Adam Williams)

The Underprivileged: It’s What’s for Dinner (Adam Williams)

A Patrician and a Mortician Walk Into an Oval Office… (Adam Williams)

Support the Right to Bear Arms and Eat Them! (Adam Williams)

Trickledown Necronomics (Adam Williams)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Deja Voodoo All Over Again (Adam Williams)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Fighting the Battle for Hearts, Minds and Other Coldcuts (Adam Wiliams)

No Child Left Behind… Alive!

Blood is a Vegetable!

My Heart Tells Me I’m Alive, but the Facts Say Otherwise

Go Ahead, Make My Aaaarrrghrg!

No Child’s Behind Will Be Left

Don’t Fear the Gipper!

Scary Times Call for Scary Leaders

No Child Left-Overs!

I Knew George Romero. George Romero Was a Friend of Mine. Senator, You’re No George Romero!

Zombie Reagan: I’m Feeling Better!

Because America Deserves Another Big Stiff One in the White House!

If We’re Going to Have a Bloodbath, Bring the Rubber Duckie!

Zombie Reagan: Because Corpses Pollute More Than Cars

Zombie Reagan: Two-Hundred Thousand Mourners Can’t Be Wrong!

Zombie Reagan: More Alive Than Dole, Healthier Than Cheney

Vote Bush/Zombie Reagan: We Promise to Devour Thomas Kinkade

Eat This Brain for the Gipper!

Mr. Bush, Tear Down This Headstone!

Night of the Living Hellcats of the Navy

RIP, President Reagan, and We’re Glad You’re Back!

The Grey Communicator

I Feel Your Brain

He Won’t Budge on Homeland Security, He Won’t Budge on the Deficit, He Won’t Budge

Zombie Reagan: Still Less Evil Than Cheney

Compassionate Zombieism

Walk Softly and Carry Your Shed Extremities

June 10, 2004

Eat the Poor!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Outlawing Nations One at a Time!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Champions of Stem Cell Research… Delicious Stem Cells!

Still Screwing America, but Now Giving Necrophilia a Bad Name

No Sexual Scandals!

Embalmed, Rested and Ready!

Mr. Gorbachev! Tear Off my Balls!

I Devour the Brains of the Living and I Vote!

You’ve Heard About the Evil Empire, Well, Meet the Evil Emperors!

Just Say No to Shotgun Blasts to the Head!

No Child Left Behind

Choosing the Finest Brains to Serve

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Classifying Brains as a Vegetable

We’re Down with Haiti

Solving the Homeless Problem One Brain at a Time

Send More Poor People!

The Dead Don’t Just Vote in Chicago Anymore!

Bush/Reagan Zombie: Kicking Ass, Taking Names and Eating Brains! (Debra D’Alessandro)

From the Administration That’s Dead Wrong About So Much: Dead Ron! (Debra D’Alessandro)

Worst Fears? Realized!

Doing Lord Soth Proud in ‘04!

This Time, Ketchup Isn’t the Only Vegetable!

Vote Re-animated-publican!

The All Skull & Bones Ticket!

It’s Dusk in America

Ask Yourself: Are You Better Off Now Then When You Were Alive?

“Honey, I Forgot to Die!”

We Begin Embalming in Five Minutes

Zombie Reagan: No More Cradle-to-Grave Social Spending

Zombie Reagan: The Only Thing More Grave Than the War in Iraq

Morning of the Dead in America

Better Undead Than Red

Got Brains?

Tear Down That Artery Wall! (Paul Engel)

“Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Crypt!” (Andy Fusso)

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Evil Magic for Evil-Doers!

When You’ve Got ‘Em by the Brains, Their Hearts Will Follow

More Like Jesus Than You Might Think!

Vote for the Real Dead-Heads!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Surronding Ourselves with the Best People We Can Find, and Eating Their Brains

The Great Necrommunicator

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Everybody Eats!

The War on Terror Just Got More Terrifying!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Eerily Similar to ‘84, and We Won Then! (Stephen Haag)

Fighting the War on Terror with an Army of Darkness

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Because the Dark Lord Commands It!

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Bringing New Life to the Republican Party

Philip K. Dick Predicted This

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Live and Let Die

Conquering Cold Wars… and Cold Storage!

June 9, 2004

Because Zombie Nixon Was Just Too Creepy

Ready to Defend American from Zombie Lenin!

Where’s The Rest Of Me?

Aaaaarrrrraargh!

Stay The Corpse!

Bush/Zombie Regan: The Brain-Dead and the Un-Dead

The Dead Have Risen and They’re Campaigning Republican

I Will Not Make an Issue of My Opponent’s Ability To Breathe

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Putting the Voodoo Back in Voodoo Economics

Bush/Zombie Reagan: Why Vote for the Lesser Evil?

May the Corpse Be With You

Better Dead Than Red

Now, Hinckley-Proof!

Dead-Time for Bonzo!

That Which Does Not Live Cannot Die — But It Can Govern

Never Say Die!

Here I Go Again

Sweetbreads in Every Pot!

When There’s No More Room in Hell, the Dead Shall Serve Their Country!

It’s Morning in American, and the Dawn of the Dead (Nick van Velzen)

We Being Zombing in Five Minutes

Dig One for the Gipper!

These Are Your Brains on Brains

Undead… and Pro-Life!

Zombie Reagan: More Than One Life to Give for His Country

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